Leaving the hospital was an adventure; with all the straps, clips, harnesses, buckles and multiple hands trying to secure me into the car I thought I might be getting shot into space or something, but all we did was drive down the road & went home to meet my puppy Suki. She was curious about me at first, then became a little jealous, but is now indifferent (unless a stranger holds me, then she stays close & tries to protect me).
I did something a couple days after I got home that my Mom and Dad still laugh about: My Dad put me on the changing table to change my diaper, he got the dirty diaper off, and was holding my feet up so he could put a new diaper under me, when I couldn't hold it any more... I shot a liquidy number 2 out that splattered across Dads shirt, onto his face, into his eye ball and over his head across the room. Dad freaked out!!!! I thought he and Mom were both crying, but when I looked closer Mom was laughing so hard tears were coming out of her eyes and Dad had his face under the faucet shouting something about being blind. Once Mom & Dad got themselves together they congratulated me on what an excellent shot I have; Dad even got his tape measure out to record the distance; apparently shooting poo 6 feet across a room was something unique. (If they would leave my diaper off for more than one second I could try to beat that record, but I guess they learned their lesson, because they are real quick these days to get that diaper back on me).
Yay! Well done sister. I love that you're writing from her perspective. Very clever. I laughed out loud reading about the poop story! I can't wait for her to blog again.
ReplyDeleteYES! We deserve this blog! And THANK YOU for making it pink! It's perfect! I'm going to check every day!
ReplyDeleteHooray!! I am so excited to read more of Elle's Tales. Love the pictures :)
ReplyDeleteRobyn, I just found your blog from Marci's tonight, and I am soooo glad I did! I laughed until I cried reading that poo story. - I've heard hundreds of throw-up and poop stories from mom's but YOU WIN.
ReplyDeleteRobyn, I too just discovered your blog through Marci's. It was the highlight of my day, i just read the poo story and i too was laughing so hard I cried and nearly fell out of my chair all the way here in Virginia!! LOVE IT!!
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